{"id":154,"date":"2009-05-14T22:05:00","date_gmt":"2009-05-15T05:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=154"},"modified":"2009-11-21T09:20:02","modified_gmt":"2009-11-21T17:20:02","slug":"nice-try-buddy-but-you-aint-foolin-nobody","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=154","title":{"rendered":"nice try buddy but you ain&#8217;t foolin nobody"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">getta loada dis guy<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">hay getta loada him<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">hethinks he&#8217;s areal bright guy<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">but isay he&#8217;s real dim<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">hetalks likehe&#8217;s a tough guy<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">but iknow he&#8217;s justbluffin<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">insteada onion bagels<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">he atean english muffin<img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/300317138275289474-7943331240660535928?l=poemsaboutonionbagels.blogspot.com\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/><\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>getta loada dis guy hay getta loada him hethinks he&#8217;s areal bright guy but isay he&#8217;s real dim hetalks likehe&#8217;s a tough guy but iknow he&#8217;s justbluffin insteada onion bagels he atean english muffin<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[82,70],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=154"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1258,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154\/revisions\/1258"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=154"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=154"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=154"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}