{"id":155,"date":"2009-05-15T22:21:00","date_gmt":"2009-05-16T05:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=155"},"modified":"2009-11-21T09:19:00","modified_gmt":"2009-11-21T17:19:00","slug":"scent-by-numbers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=155","title":{"rendered":"Scent by Numbers"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">At mile marker 98<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">just past Route 42<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I like to put the windows down<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">and let fresh air blow through<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">First I pass the rows of corn<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">tall and green like trees<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Their smell, though nice, sticks in my teeth<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">so I give them a &#8220;3&#8221;<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Next up is the berry patch<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">a sweet and fragrant heaven<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">But too much sugar rots my nose<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">still they get a &#8220;7&#8221;<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Finally the onion fields<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">come up around the bend<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Their pungent, piercing, bold bouquet<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">earns them a perfect &#8220;10&#8221;<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I breathe in deep and scrunch my nose<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">just like Robert DeNiro<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Until I pass the cattle ranch \u2014<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">with its stinky, bagel &#8220;Zero&#8221;<img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/300317138275289474-7491568337371605560?l=poemsaboutonionbagels.blogspot.com\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/><\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At mile marker 98 just past Route 42 I like to put the windows down and let fresh air blow through First I pass the rows of corn tall and green like trees Their smell, though nice, sticks in my teeth so I give them a &#8220;3&#8221; Next up is the berry patch a sweet [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[74,205,163,206,12],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/155"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=155"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/155\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":311,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/155\/revisions\/311"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=155"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=155"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=155"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}