{"id":157,"date":"2009-05-17T23:36:00","date_gmt":"2009-05-18T06:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=157"},"modified":"2009-11-21T09:16:13","modified_gmt":"2009-11-21T17:16:13","slug":"absolutely-fab","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=157","title":{"rendered":"absolutely fab"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">standing proudly<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">atop the rocky crag<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">bronze skin shimmering<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">beneath the glowing sun<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">shirt unbuttoned<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">far too far for comfort<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">and long blonde locks<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">flowing freely in the wind<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">you are half man<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">half onion bagel<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">the love spawn of fabio<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">and a particularly attractive<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">wad of dough<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">you grace the covers<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">of calendars and cookbooks<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">everywhere<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">bringing women\u00a0and foodies<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">to tears<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">and to their knees<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>standing proudly atop the rocky crag bronze skin shimmering beneath the glowing sun shirt unbuttoned far too far for comfort and long blonde locks flowing freely in the wind you are half man half onion bagel the love spawn of fabio and a particularly attractive wad of dough you grace the covers of calendars and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[205,203,204],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/157"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=157"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/157\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1253,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/157\/revisions\/1253"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=157"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=157"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=157"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}