{"id":16,"date":"2008-12-27T10:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-27T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=16"},"modified":"2009-09-29T00:09:42","modified_gmt":"2009-09-29T07:09:42","slug":"oh-yeasty-temptress","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=16","title":{"rendered":"oh, yeasty temptress"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">damn, bagel<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">you are lookin<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">hot<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">tonite<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">i like your bumps<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">\u2014your lovely<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">onion<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">lumps\u2014<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">and that hole of yours<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">is givin<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">me<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">ideas<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>damn, bagel you are lookin hot tonite i like your bumps \u2014your lovely onion lumps\u2014 and that hole of yours is givin me ideas<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[29,30],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":856,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16\/revisions\/856"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}