{"id":160,"date":"2009-05-20T21:52:00","date_gmt":"2009-05-21T04:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=160"},"modified":"2009-11-21T09:12:46","modified_gmt":"2009-11-21T17:12:46","slug":"your-test-results-are-in","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=160","title":{"rendered":"your test results are in"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">the hospital facilities<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">are all state of the art,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">with sections for diseases<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">of the lungs, skin, brain and heart<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">yet doctors aren&#8217;t the only ones<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">who 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