{"id":162,"date":"2009-05-22T22:30:00","date_gmt":"2009-05-23T05:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=162"},"modified":"2009-11-02T21:03:13","modified_gmt":"2009-11-03T05:03:13","slug":"this-is-how-it-ends","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=162","title":{"rendered":"This is how it ends"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Put that bagel in a body bag<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Its dough is dead and done for<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Its codgered old crust is uncuttable<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Its onions are offensively odorous<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">So dig it a grave, bury it, and beat it<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">(As soon as you leave, I&#8217;m still gonna eat it)<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Put that bagel in a body bag Its dough is dead and done for Its codgered old crust is uncuttable Its onions are offensively odorous So dig it a grave, bury it, and beat it (As soon as you leave, I&#8217;m still gonna eat it)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[40,63],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=162"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1170,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162\/revisions\/1170"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=162"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=162"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=162"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}