{"id":166,"date":"2009-05-26T19:41:00","date_gmt":"2009-05-27T02:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=166"},"modified":"2009-11-02T20:57:21","modified_gmt":"2009-11-03T04:57:21","slug":"too-little-too-late","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=166","title":{"rendered":"too little, too late"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">i&#8217;m drowning in the ocean<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">not a life raft in sight<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">this little toaster waffle<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">won&#8217;t keep me upright<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">i&#8217;m fighting through the currents<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">in search of a buoy<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">that itty bitty muffin top<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">doesn&#8217;t float things worth hooey<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">i&#8217;m flailing in the water<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">someone toss me a ring!<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">your tiny onion bagel<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">couldn&#8217;t rescue anything<img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/300317138275289474-8502526523829498225?l=poemsaboutonionbagels.blogspot.com\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/><\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i&#8217;m drowning in the ocean not a life raft in sight this little toaster waffle won&#8217;t keep me upright i&#8217;m fighting through the currents in search of a buoy that itty bitty muffin top doesn&#8217;t float things worth hooey i&#8217;m flailing in the water someone toss me a ring! your tiny onion bagel couldn&#8217;t rescue [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[116,103],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=166"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1165,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166\/revisions\/1165"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=166"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=166"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=166"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}