{"id":167,"date":"2009-05-27T22:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-05-28T05:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=167"},"modified":"2009-11-02T20:56:15","modified_gmt":"2009-11-03T04:56:15","slug":"aargh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=167","title":{"rendered":"aargh"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">enough with the talking animals already<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">or plots about world war II<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">and i got the picture long ago<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">that teenage boys try real hard to get laid<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">robots are generally difficult to kill<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">but that doesn&#8217;t mean i want to watch someone try<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">and i couldn&#8217;t care less if some lovelorn baker chick<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">captures her emotions inside onion bagels<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">so hollywood, if you&#8217;re listening<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">is it really so hard to understand<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">that i only want to see movies about pirates<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">(or at least people with hooks for hands)?<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>enough with the talking animals already or plots about world war II and i got the picture long ago that teenage boys try real hard to get laid robots are generally difficult to kill but that doesn&#8217;t mean i want to watch someone try and i couldn&#8217;t care less if some lovelorn baker chick captures [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[107],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=167"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1163,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167\/revisions\/1163"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=167"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=167"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=167"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}