{"id":180,"date":"2009-06-09T20:38:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-10T03:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=180"},"modified":"2010-01-18T08:22:01","modified_gmt":"2010-01-18T16:22:01","slug":"keep-your-day-jobs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=180","title":{"rendered":"Keep Your Day Jobs"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Yesterday the bagel baker<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">swapped shops with the pizza maker<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">One threw onioned dough up high<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">like it was a hand tossed pie,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">The other used a knife to thrust<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">gaping holes in deep dish crust<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">The bagels came out of the fryers<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">looking like deflated tires,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">While pizzas became topping bowls<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">as melting cheese fell into holes<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Neither pleased the cerebellum<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">but no one had the heart to tell &#8217;em<img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/300317138275289474-4815241827531000469?l=poemsaboutonionbagels.blogspot.com\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/><\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday the bagel baker swapped shops with the pizza maker One threw onioned dough up high like it was a hand tossed pie, The other used a knife to thrust gaping holes in deep dish crust The bagels came out of the fryers looking like deflated tires, While pizzas became topping bowls as melting cheese [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[26,242,16],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=180"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1468,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180\/revisions\/1468"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=180"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=180"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=180"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}