{"id":181,"date":"2009-06-10T19:24:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-11T02:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=181"},"modified":"2010-01-18T08:20:57","modified_gmt":"2010-01-18T16:20:57","slug":"please-ignore-the-cannibalistic-overtones","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=181","title":{"rendered":"please ignore the cannibalistic overtones"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">busy little bagel<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">buzzing like a bee<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">trying to fill these toasters<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">and spread all that cream chee<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">if you can&#8217;t get them finished<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">for this morning&#8217;s meal<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">i&#8217;m afraid your little<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">onion brain is gonna peel!<img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/300317138275289474-1237159578241902425?l=poemsaboutonionbagels.blogspot.com\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/><\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>busy little bagel buzzing like a bee trying to fill these toasters and spread all that cream chee if you can&#8217;t get them finished for this morning&#8217;s meal i&#8217;m afraid your little onion brain is gonna peel!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[102,241,16],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/181"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=181"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/181\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1467,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/181\/revisions\/1467"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=181"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=181"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=181"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}