{"id":189,"date":"2009-06-18T19:08:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-19T02:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=189"},"modified":"2010-01-18T08:11:48","modified_gmt":"2010-01-18T16:11:48","slug":"jealous","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=189","title":{"rendered":"jealous?"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">my bagel&#8217;s worth bragging<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">and boasting about<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">i smirk when i slice it<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">and toast it all out<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">your envy is obvious<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">don&#8217;t say you&#8217;re not<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">&#8216;cuz onions cause far fewer<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">teardrops n&#8217; snot<img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/300317138275289474-3073893847279624291?l=poemsaboutonionbagels.blogspot.com\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/><\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>my bagel&#8217;s worth bragging and boasting about i smirk when i slice it and toast it all out your envy is obvious don&#8217;t say you&#8217;re not &#8216;cuz onions cause far fewer teardrops n&#8217; snot<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[233,70],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=189"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1457,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189\/revisions\/1457"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=189"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=189"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=189"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}