{"id":195,"date":"2009-06-24T20:23:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-25T03:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=195"},"modified":"2010-01-01T09:48:14","modified_gmt":"2010-01-01T17:48:14","slug":"in-the-pickup-line-at-the-deli","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=195","title":{"rendered":"In the Pickup Line at the Deli"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Your eyes are like onions,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">translucent and glazed;<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Your brows are like yeast,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">perpetually raised;<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Your nostrils are rings<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">each surrounding a hole;<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Inside which I eye a path<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">straight to your soul;<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Your lips are so crusty<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">and crumby and cracked,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I just want to eat you;<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">How&#8217;m I supposed to react?<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/300317138275289474-8445988666014907620?l=poemsaboutonionbagels.blogspot.com\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/><\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Your eyes are like onions, translucent and glazed; Your brows are like yeast, perpetually raised; Your nostrils are rings each surrounding a hole; Inside which I eye a path straight to your soul; Your lips are so crusty and crumby and cracked, I just want to eat you; How&#8217;m I supposed to react?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[197,203],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=195"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1439,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195\/revisions\/1439"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=195"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=195"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=195"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}