{"id":196,"date":"2009-06-25T12:38:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-25T19:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=196"},"modified":"2010-01-01T09:47:22","modified_gmt":"2010-01-01T17:47:22","slug":"maybe-australia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=196","title":{"rendered":"Maybe Australia"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Complimentary bagel<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Compliments of whom, exactly?<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">The maid?<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">The shuttle driver?<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">The front desk clerk?<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Something tells me<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">You didn\u2019t come from <em>The Chef<\/em><\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><em><br \/>\n<\/em><\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">You are utterly plain<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Seedless<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Onionless<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Tasteless<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Heartless<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">You are squeamishly soft<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">And spineless<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Your crust makes a plasticy<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Squeak<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Against my teeth<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">You are a soul crusher<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">A crusher of souls<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: em;\">How must it feel to crush a man\u2019s soul<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: em;\">so early in the morning?<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">They call you <\/span><span style=\"font-style: em;\">Continental<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">But what continent on Earth<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Would claim you?<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Complimentary bagel Compliments of whom, exactly? The maid? The shuttle driver? The front desk clerk? Something tells me You didn\u2019t come from The Chef You are utterly plain Seedless Onionless Tasteless Heartless You are squeamishly soft And spineless Your crust makes a plasticy Squeak Against my teeth You are a soul crusher A crusher of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[60,12],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/196"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=196"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/196\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1438,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/196\/revisions\/1438"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=196"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=196"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=196"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}