{"id":199,"date":"2009-06-28T23:49:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-29T06:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=199"},"modified":"2010-01-01T09:44:36","modified_gmt":"2010-01-01T17:44:36","slug":"a-classically-comedic-misunderstanding-from-which-hilarity-ensues","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=199","title":{"rendered":"A classically comedic misunderstanding from which hilarity ensues"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">The room key isn&#8217;t working,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">so down the hall I&#8217;m lurking,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I tell the front desk lady but all that she is is smirking<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">So now I get hostile,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">and tell her to go dial,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Her manager should hear of this but all she does is smile<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">About that time I see,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">between teeth two and three,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">A freshly chewed up remnant of onion bagel debris<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">It all was misconstrued,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">she wasn&#8217;t being rude,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">It&#8217;s just that a bread ring has got her in a real good mood<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">So I forgive that gaffe,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">embrace the hotel staff,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">And in the lobby we&#8217;ll share both a bagel and a laugh<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The room key isn&#8217;t working, so down the hall I&#8217;m lurking, I tell the front desk lady but all that she is is smirking So now I get hostile, and tell her to go dial, Her manager should hear of this but all she does is smile About that time I see, between teeth two [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[13,152,12,16],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=199"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1434,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199\/revisions\/1434"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=199"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=199"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=199"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}