{"id":200,"date":"2009-06-29T22:31:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-30T05:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=200"},"modified":"2010-01-01T09:43:01","modified_gmt":"2010-01-01T17:43:01","slug":"old-deli-proverb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=200","title":{"rendered":"Old Deli Proverb"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Old age can bring you an expanding waist,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">But with it come wisdom, and refined taste;<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Ingredients, though, fare less well with time,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Learning only of mold, spoilage and slime;<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">So if you seek bagels that please your tongue,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Keep your baker old, but his onions young.<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Old age can bring you an expanding waist, But with it come wisdom, and refined taste; Ingredients, though, fare less well with time, Learning only of mold, spoilage and slime; So if you seek bagels that please your tongue, Keep your baker old, but his onions young.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[109,197,175,227],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/200"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=200"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/200\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1433,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/200\/revisions\/1433"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=200"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=200"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=200"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}