{"id":202,"date":"2009-07-01T21:06:00","date_gmt":"2009-07-02T04:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=202"},"modified":"2010-02-15T08:47:57","modified_gmt":"2010-02-15T16:47:57","slug":"damn-you-silverfish-damn-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=202","title":{"rendered":"Damn You, Silverfish, Damn You!"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">This is super creepy<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I wanna leave the room<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I feel like Indiana Jones in the Temple of Doom<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">My knife is all apolished<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">The cream cheese is ajiggle<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">But I&#8217;m pretty sure I saw my bagel kinda wiggle<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Now I&#8217;m looking closer<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">My nose scrunches and scrugs<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">What I thought were onions are a thousand tiny bugs!<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is super creepy I wanna leave the room I feel like Indiana Jones in the Temple of Doom My knife is all apolished The cream cheese is ajiggle But I&#8217;m pretty sure I saw my bagel kinda wiggle Now I&#8217;m looking closer My nose scrunches and scrugs What I thought were onions are a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[231],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/202"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=202"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/202\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1522,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/202\/revisions\/1522"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=202"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=202"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=202"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}