{"id":206,"date":"2009-07-05T23:40:00","date_gmt":"2009-07-06T06:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=206"},"modified":"2010-02-15T08:43:52","modified_gmt":"2010-02-15T16:43:52","slug":"you-asked-me-to-bagel-sit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=206","title":{"rendered":"You Asked Me to Bagel-Sit"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">You asked me to bagel-sit,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">so why is it that<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">you&#8217;re shocked to come home<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">from the place you&#8217;ve been at,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">To find that your saucy-tongued<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">onion-filled brat<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">has been flattened and splattened<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">like a pestering gnat?<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">You asked me to bagel-sit;<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">upon him I sat.<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/300317138275289474-8080643922035664275?l=poemsaboutonionbagels.blogspot.com\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/><\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You asked me to bagel-sit, so why is it that you&#8217;re shocked to come home from the place you&#8217;ve been at, To find that your saucy-tongued onion-filled brat has been flattened and splattened like a pestering gnat? You asked me to bagel-sit; upon him I sat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[19,13],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/206"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=206"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/206\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1516,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/206\/revisions\/1516"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=206"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=206"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=206"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}