{"id":207,"date":"2009-07-06T16:13:00","date_gmt":"2009-07-06T23:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=207"},"modified":"2010-02-15T08:43:12","modified_gmt":"2010-02-15T16:43:12","slug":"consider-your-resale-value-increased","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=207","title":{"rendered":"Consider Your Resale Value Increased"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">If you want to smell pine trees, move to the forest,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">A grove full of lemons is an olfactory bore-fest,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Flowery fragrances just aren&#8217;t up to par,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">And your beater should not have the scent of new car.<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">So if you seek fresh auto air you&#8217;ll revere,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Just hang an onion bagel from your rearview mirror.<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/300317138275289474-4288922086805360506?l=poemsaboutonionbagels.blogspot.com\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/><\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you want to smell pine trees, move to the forest, A grove full of lemons is an olfactory bore-fest, Flowery fragrances just aren&#8217;t up to par, And your beater should not have the scent of new car. So if you seek fresh auto air you&#8217;ll revere, Just hang an onion bagel from your rearview [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[44,206],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/207"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=207"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/207\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1515,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/207\/revisions\/1515"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=207"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=207"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=207"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}