{"id":208,"date":"2009-07-07T20:23:00","date_gmt":"2009-07-08T03:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=208"},"modified":"2010-02-15T08:41:55","modified_gmt":"2010-02-15T16:41:55","slug":"the-king-of-pop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=208","title":{"rendered":"The King of Pop"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">The King of Pop, from an early age,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Popped the greatest toasters ever popped on stage;<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">He toasted every bread-based food from A to Z,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">(And made it look easier than 1-2-3);<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">The darkness dial master, he knew just how to heat it,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">If you tried to outpop him, he&#8217;d tell you to go beat it;<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">His pops had height and distance, their artistry was killer,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Everyone would scream and shout, your toast is such a thriller!<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">He cooked both wheat and Wonder, &#8217;til they took to flight,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">It clearly didn&#8217;t matter if his toasts were black or white;<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Though no one thought his crumby reign would ever subside,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">He got too many facelifts, raped some onion bagels and died.<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/300317138275289474-6448005278165533312?l=poemsaboutonionbagels.blogspot.com\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/><\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The King of Pop, from an early age, Popped the greatest toasters ever popped on stage; He toasted every bread-based food from A to Z, (And made it look easier than 1-2-3); The darkness dial master, he knew just how to heat it, If you tried to outpop him, he&#8217;d tell you to go beat [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[40,245,36,63],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/208"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=208"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/208\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":240,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/208\/revisions\/240"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=208"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=208"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=208"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}