{"id":210,"date":"2009-07-09T22:27:00","date_gmt":"2009-07-10T02:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=210"},"modified":"2010-02-15T08:18:26","modified_gmt":"2010-02-15T16:18:26","slug":"more-energizing-than-coffee-less-filling-than-a-bagel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=210","title":{"rendered":"more energizing than coffee, less filling than a bagel"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">please mind your handwriting<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">when faxing in an order<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">becaus<\/span><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">e <\/span>lox onion<\/address>\n<div>and <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">lox on ion<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-style: italic;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/div>\n<div>are two entirely<\/div>\n<div>different breakfasts<\/div>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/300317138275289474-5212102139797500101?l=poemsaboutonionbagels.blogspot.com\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>please mind your handwriting when faxing in an order because lox onion and lox on ion are two entirely different breakfasts<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[13,172],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/210"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=210"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/210\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1512,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/210\/revisions\/1512"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=210"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=210"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=210"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}