{"id":23,"date":"2009-01-03T11:12:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-03T18:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=23"},"modified":"2009-09-29T13:00:47","modified_gmt":"2009-09-29T20:00:47","slug":"limerick-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=23","title":{"rendered":"Limerick #2"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">There once was an onion topped bagel<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Whose hole was too small to finagle<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">At first I said &#8220;Doh! Pwhaaa?!?&#8221;<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">But then I watched Oprah<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">And learned it was flexing its Kegel<img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/300317138275289474-5193038051482636517?l=poemsaboutonionbagels.blogspot.com\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/><\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There once was an onion topped bagel Whose hole was too small to finagle At first I said &#8220;Doh! Pwhaaa?!?&#8221; But then I watched Oprah And learned it was flexing its Kegel<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[29,68],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":906,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23\/revisions\/906"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}