{"id":27,"date":"2009-01-07T11:28:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-07T18:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=27"},"modified":"2009-09-29T12:57:46","modified_gmt":"2009-09-29T19:57:46","slug":"sworn-testimony-of-the-accused-onion-bagel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=27","title":{"rendered":"Sworn Testimony of the Accused Onion Bagel"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I cannot tell a lie<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I have no alibi<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">For the night the murder took place<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">And although it seems damning<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I have been seen slamming<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Beer bottles in the deceased&#8217;s face<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">You see, when I&#8217;m drinking<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I sometimes stop thinking<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">That vice I do surely possess<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">But as for this crime<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">You&#8217;re wasting your time<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">If you think that\u00a0this bagel will confess<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Instead my suggestion<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Is for you to question<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">What made your detectives so sloppy<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">It takes not a sleuth<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">To uncover the truth<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Since your crime scene is plastered with poppy<img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/300317138275289474-4291535602497668681?l=poemsaboutonionbagels.blogspot.com\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/><\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I cannot tell a lie I have no alibi For the night the murder took place And although it seems damning I have been seen slamming Beer bottles in the deceased&#8217;s face You see, when I&#8217;m drinking I sometimes stop thinking That vice I do surely possess But as for this crime You&#8217;re wasting your [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[78,81,48,93,39],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":900,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27\/revisions\/900"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}