{"id":28,"date":"2009-01-08T10:14:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-08T17:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=28"},"modified":"2009-09-29T12:56:14","modified_gmt":"2009-09-29T19:56:14","slug":"the-impatient-poet-%e2%80%93or%e2%80%93-perhaps-its-time-to-update-the-dsm-iv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=28","title":{"rendered":"the impatient poet \u2013 or \u2013 perhaps it&#8217;s time to update the DSM-IV"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">i&#8217;m sorry, doctor, but it&#8217;s happening again<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">what is this, eleven, twelve times in a row?<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">i swear i&#8217;m not trying to sway this exam<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">i&#8217;m simply reciting the objects you show<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">another, now another, i can&#8217;t take much more<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">oh please won&#8217;t you finally tell me we&#8217;re through?<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">these sessions are making me crazier than before\u2014<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">that ink blot looks just like an onion bagel too!<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i&#8217;m sorry, doctor, but it&#8217;s happening again what is this, eleven, twelve times in a row? i swear i&#8217;m not trying to sway this exam i&#8217;m simply reciting the objects you show another, now another, i can&#8217;t take much more oh please won&#8217;t you finally tell me we&#8217;re through? these sessions are making me crazier [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[92,42,84,91],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":896,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28\/revisions\/896"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}