{"id":35,"date":"2009-01-15T12:06:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-15T19:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=35"},"modified":"2009-09-29T12:21:56","modified_gmt":"2009-09-29T19:21:56","slug":"sonnet-ii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=35","title":{"rendered":"Sonnet II"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">stopping by Starbuck&#8217;s showed I was busted<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">for when I ordered my caff\u00e9 latte<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">seems my credit card couldn&#8217;t be trusted<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">&#8217;twas on account of the economy<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">with only cash enough for a bagel<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">redfaced I hurriedly made for the door<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">stashed a pistol in my trousers&#8217; leg hole<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">ran to the bank, made them lay on the floor<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">&#8220;I&#8217;ve got a gun! it&#8217;s here in my jacket!<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">now empty the vault! while I take a bite!&#8221;<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">dreams of the wealth I&#8217;d make from this racket<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">stopped short \u2014 for my bagel didn&#8217;t taste right<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">cops declared I was easy to run in<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">(gun in my mouth, and coat smeared with onion)<img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/300317138275289474-429356110067440715?l=poemsaboutonionbagels.blogspot.com\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/><\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>stopping by Starbuck&#8217;s showed I was busted for when I ordered my caff\u00e9 latte seems my credit card couldn&#8217;t be trusted &#8217;twas on account of the economy with only cash enough for a bagel redfaced I hurriedly made for the door stashed a pistol in my trousers&#8217; leg hole ran to the bank, made them [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[81,80,82],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=35"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":888,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35\/revisions\/888"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=35"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=35"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=35"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}