{"id":36,"date":"2009-01-16T10:17:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-16T17:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=36"},"modified":"2009-09-29T12:20:46","modified_gmt":"2009-09-29T19:20:46","slug":"onion-bar-baby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=36","title":{"rendered":"onion bar baby"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">i met her at an onion bar<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">i could see in her eyes she was gone pretty far<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">she said &#8220;look at my tattoo!&#8221; but she pointed to a scar<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">we danced at the onion bar<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">she pulled me in the bathroom<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">smoke so thick you could scoop it with a spoon<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">the music was muffled but the drums they still boomed<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">we kissed in the bathroom<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">i said &#8220;how do i know you ain&#8217;t gonna bust me?&#8221;<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">she said &#8220;didn&#8217;t i tell you you could never trust me?&#8221;<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">i pulled out my toaster, but it was kinda rusty<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">she had a bagel, and it was kinda musty<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">but that didn&#8217;t stop us<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">we sat around and ate some more<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">we sat around and ate some more<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">we sat around and ate and then<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">i tried to drop the bagel and grab onto her hips<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">but she said &#8220;you gotta hold it steady, so the cream cheese doesn&#8217;t smear across my lips&#8221;<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i met her at an onion bar i could see in her eyes she was gone pretty far she said &#8220;look at my tattoo!&#8221; but she pointed to a scar we danced at the onion bar she pulled me in the bathroom smoke so thick you could scoop it with a spoon the music was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[78,79,47,36,29],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=36"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":463,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36\/revisions\/463"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=36"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=36"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=36"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}