{"id":44,"date":"2009-01-24T23:37:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-25T06:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=44"},"modified":"2009-09-29T12:01:37","modified_gmt":"2009-09-29T19:01:37","slug":"the-onion-the-bagel-the-cream-cheese-and-the-child-complaining-of-hunger-pains","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=44","title":{"rendered":"The Onion, The Bagel, The Cream Cheese, and The Child Complaining of Hunger Pains"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Maybe if you grease me,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I might grill better<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Were you to toast me,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I might taste better<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Perhaps if you stir me,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I might spread better<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">If only you would feed me,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I might finally be able to stop suffering from malnutrition<img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/300317138275289474-285368912325622765?l=poemsaboutonionbagels.blogspot.com\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/><\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe if you grease me, I might grill better Were you to toast me, I might taste better Perhaps if you stir me, I might spread better If only you would feed me, I might finally be able to stop suffering from malnutrition<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[19,42,64],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=44"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":877,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44\/revisions\/877"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=44"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=44"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=44"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}