{"id":45,"date":"2009-01-25T19:19:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-26T02:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=45"},"modified":"2009-09-29T11:58:11","modified_gmt":"2009-09-29T18:58:11","slug":"enlightening-the-world-one-bite-at-a-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=45","title":{"rendered":"Enlightening the World, One Bite at a Time"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">This bagel sitting before me,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">is better than I&#8217;ll ever be;<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">For I&#8217;m a statue, so lazy,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">just watching refuse on TV;<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Yet it smells sweet and oniony,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">and offers up this guarantee:<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">&#8220;Bring to me all your hungry,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">your twisted tummies too achy;<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I lift my lamp for these to see<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">a tasty way to set thee free!&#8221;<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This bagel sitting before me, is better than I&#8217;ll ever be; For I&#8217;m a statue, so lazy, just watching refuse on TV; Yet it smells sweet and oniony, and offers up this guarantee: &#8220;Bring to me all your hungry, your twisted tummies too achy; I lift my lamp for these to see a tasty way [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[66,65,67,68],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=45"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":875,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45\/revisions\/875"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=45"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=45"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=45"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}