{"id":54,"date":"2009-02-03T10:59:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-03T17:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=54"},"modified":"2009-09-30T10:28:23","modified_gmt":"2009-09-30T17:28:23","slug":"bagelicious","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=54","title":{"rendered":"Bagelicious"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Humpty Hump sang about biscuits<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Junkyard Dog grabbed all them cakes<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Juvenile was crass<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">(he just said dat ass)<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">and Wreckx-n-Effect liked rump shakes<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Sisqo was partial to dump trucks<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Sir Mix-a-Lot needed back<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">but what you display girl<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">is an onion bagel<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">those other guys&#8217; rhymes are all wack<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Humpty Hump sang about biscuits Junkyard Dog grabbed all them cakes Juvenile was crass (he just said dat ass) and Wreckx-n-Effect liked rump shakes Sisqo was partial to dump trucks Sir Mix-a-Lot needed back but what you display girl is an onion bagel those other guys&#8217; rhymes are all wack<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[28,36,121],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=54"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":943,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54\/revisions\/943"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=54"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=54"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=54"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}