{"id":557,"date":"2009-07-17T10:13:07","date_gmt":"2009-07-17T17:13:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=557"},"modified":"2010-02-15T08:05:55","modified_gmt":"2010-02-15T16:05:55","slug":"conversation-cut-short","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=557","title":{"rendered":"Conversation Cut Short"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I can&#8217;t believe what you did to your derm,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Covered with onion bagel tatts so perm!<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Cupping your hand to my ear you now murm,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">(Those marks aren&#8217;t tatts; they&#8217;re a case of ringworm.)<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t believe what you did to your derm, Covered with onion bagel tatts so perm! Cupping your hand to my ear you now murm, (Those marks aren&#8217;t tatts; they&#8217;re a case of ringworm.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[13,42,186],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/557"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=557"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/557\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1501,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/557\/revisions\/1501"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=557"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=557"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=557"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}