{"id":564,"date":"2009-07-19T17:40:18","date_gmt":"2009-07-20T00:40:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=564"},"modified":"2010-02-15T08:02:17","modified_gmt":"2010-02-15T16:02:17","slug":"sweet-sweet-onion-bagel-memories-are-all-that-i-have-left","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=564","title":{"rendered":"Sweet, Sweet Onion Bagel Memories (Are All That I Have Left)"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">My first bite of bagel burnt the tip of my tongue,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">so to cool it I blew all the air from my lung.<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">The next bite was so hot it scalded my lip,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">so I sent it to Iceland on a simmer-down trip.<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">The steam from bite three felt like fire on my face,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">so I built it a rocket and launched it through space.<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Now my wounds have healed and my bagel&#8217;s no more,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">yet I find myself longing for bite number four.<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My first bite of bagel burnt the tip of my tongue, so to cool it I blew all the air from my lung. The next bite was so hot it scalded my lip, so I sent it to Iceland on a simmer-down trip. The steam from bite three felt like fire on my face, so [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[151,153,27,178,12],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/564"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=564"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/564\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1497,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/564\/revisions\/1497"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=564"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=564"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=564"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}