{"id":572,"date":"2009-07-21T20:46:01","date_gmt":"2009-07-22T03:46:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=572"},"modified":"2010-02-15T07:59:33","modified_gmt":"2010-02-15T15:59:33","slug":"sonnet-vii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=572","title":{"rendered":"Sonnet VII"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">From miles around they come to see him speak,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Despite the fact his speeches are horrific,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">His oratory could not be more weak<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">If it was watered down by the Pacific;<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">His voice is chill-inducingly abrasive,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">His breath spurts out in phlegmy little seeps,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">The only time his talks could be persuasive<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Is if their aim was to give you the creeps;<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">To calm his nerves he doesn&#8217;t play that game<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Of picturing his listeners in the nude,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Instead he drops his own pants with no shame,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Which normally would get a speaker booed;<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Yet everyone accepts his tasteless acts,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Since each speech ends with onion bagel snacks.<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From miles around they come to see him speak, Despite the fact his speeches are horrific, His oratory could not be more weak If it was watered down by the Pacific; His voice is chill-inducingly abrasive, His breath spurts out in phlegmy little seeps, The only time his talks could be persuasive Is if their [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[249,248],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/572"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=572"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/572\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1494,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/572\/revisions\/1494"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=572"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=572"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=572"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}