{"id":58,"date":"2009-02-07T12:05:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-07T19:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=58"},"modified":"2009-10-27T19:26:28","modified_gmt":"2009-10-28T02:26:28","slug":"o","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=58","title":{"rendered":"O"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: center;\">is\u00a0for onion<\/div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">the bagel i\u00a0like most<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">N is for not ever equating it<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">to toast \u2013 that would be insanity,<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">which is what the I is for, and if you try to<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">say it&#8217;s not, i&#8217;ll just come \u00a0 bust down your door<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">and i&#8217;ll wear a mask, \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 and i&#8217;ll carry an axe<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">and a can of gas and \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0a bunch of matches<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">and you&#8217;ll be all like, \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<span style=\"font-style: italic;\">oh god, no!<\/span> which in<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">case you didn&#8217;t get it \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 is what the second O<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">is for, but i won&#8217;t even hear your pleas,<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">cause i&#8217;ll be busy creaming\u00a0cheese<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">once you get a taste of these,<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">you&#8217;ll Never make that<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">error\u00a0again<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>is\u00a0for onion the bagel i\u00a0like most N is for not ever equating it to toast \u2013 that would be insanity, which is what the I is for, and if you try to say it&#8217;s not, i&#8217;ll just come \u00a0 bust down your door and i&#8217;ll wear a mask, \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[131],"tags":[116,87,84,57],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=58"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":939,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58\/revisions\/939"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=58"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=58"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=58"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}