{"id":586,"date":"2009-07-26T13:29:57","date_gmt":"2009-07-26T20:29:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=586"},"modified":"2010-02-15T07:49:32","modified_gmt":"2010-02-15T15:49:32","slug":"a-possible-explanation-as-to-why-i-woke-up-shouting-onion-this-morning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=586","title":{"rendered":"a possible explanation as to why i woke up shouting &#8220;onion!&#8221; this morning"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">last night i dreamed<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">of two blades that gleamed<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">the first one sliced through a cheese that creamed<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">the second seemed<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">to be horror themed<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">when it cut the crust\u00a0my bagel screamed<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>last night i dreamed of two blades that gleamed the first one sliced through a cheese that creamed the second seemed to be horror themed when it cut the crust\u00a0my bagel screamed<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[116,35,230],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/586"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=586"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/586\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1486,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/586\/revisions\/1486"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=586"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=586"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=586"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}