{"id":59,"date":"2009-02-08T10:19:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-08T17:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=59"},"modified":"2009-09-30T10:21:33","modified_gmt":"2009-09-30T17:21:33","slug":"the-golden-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=59","title":{"rendered":"The Golden One"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">My father always told me &#8220;Onion bagels grow on trees&#8221;<\/span><\/address>\n<div>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">And so I spent my school-age years amassing expertise<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">So I could scour the continents and sail the seven seas<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Searching for the only plant that would my soul appease<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">As time elapsed the hope I had was pushed aside by doubt<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">For I&#8217;d found nothing even though I&#8217;d traveled all about<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">And so I grabbed my father and irately I did shout<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">He said &#8220;I meant to say they don&#8217;t\u00a0\u2013 did I leave that word out?&#8221;<\/span><\/address>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My father always told me &#8220;Onion bagels grow on trees&#8221; And so I spent my school-age years amassing expertise So I could scour the continents and sail the seven seas Searching for the only plant that would my soul appease As time elapsed the hope I had was pushed aside by doubt For I&#8217;d found [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[19,13,112,15,27,12],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=59"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":937,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59\/revisions\/937"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=59"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=59"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=59"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}