{"id":593,"date":"2009-07-27T19:57:02","date_gmt":"2009-07-28T02:57:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=593"},"modified":"2010-02-15T07:48:37","modified_gmt":"2010-02-15T15:48:37","slug":"a-lapse-in-judgement","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=593","title":{"rendered":"A Lapse in Judgement"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Bagel blown to smithereens,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">falling onion-flake-filled scenes.<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I wish your hole had not fit quite<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">so well around that dynamite.<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bagel blown to smithereens, falling onion-flake-filled scenes. I wish your hole had not fit quite so well around that dynamite.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[245,105,186],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/593"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=593"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/593\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1485,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/593\/revisions\/1485"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=593"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=593"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=593"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}