{"id":596,"date":"2009-07-28T22:34:41","date_gmt":"2009-07-29T05:34:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=596"},"modified":"2010-02-15T07:47:52","modified_gmt":"2010-02-15T15:47:52","slug":"owing-an-apology","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=596","title":{"rendered":"Owing an apology"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I kicked the dog right off the bed late last night<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">(but animals don&#8217;t mind if you&#8217;re not polite)<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Then I made the kids walk ten miles to school<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">(&#8217;cause seriously, have you seen the prices of fuel?)<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I cooked food for me but made none for my spouse<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">(there was just one onion bagel left in the house)<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">But I burnt it like I was so terrified of<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">(oh why must I hurt the ones I truly love?)<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I kicked the dog right off the bed late last night (but animals don&#8217;t mind if you&#8217;re not polite) Then I made the kids walk ten miles to school (&#8217;cause seriously, have you seen the prices of fuel?) I cooked food for me but made none for my spouse (there was just one onion bagel [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[102,19,56,64],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/596"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=596"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/596\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1484,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/596\/revisions\/1484"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=596"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=596"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=596"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}