{"id":599,"date":"2009-07-29T20:50:00","date_gmt":"2009-07-30T03:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=599"},"modified":"2010-02-15T07:46:43","modified_gmt":"2010-02-15T15:46:43","slug":"limerick-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=599","title":{"rendered":"Limerick #6"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I always am totally irked,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">When bagel dough gets overworked \u2014<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">The shapes fall so flat,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">That onions look fat,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">And I feel like my chain&#8217;s getting jerked.<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I always am totally irked, When bagel dough gets overworked \u2014 The shapes fall so flat, That onions look fat, And I feel like my chain&#8217;s getting jerked.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[26,60],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/599"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=599"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/599\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1483,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/599\/revisions\/1483"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=599"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=599"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=599"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}