{"id":601,"date":"2009-07-30T22:31:14","date_gmt":"2009-07-31T05:31:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=601"},"modified":"2010-02-15T07:45:55","modified_gmt":"2010-02-15T15:45:55","slug":"its-been-a-long-week-here-in-the-bagel-taste-testing-offices","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=601","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s been a long week here in the bagel taste-testing offices"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Oh, what a mess of work in my inbox,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Cheeses, butters, herbed schmears and lox,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">And bagels, of course, piled high as Fort Knox,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">My burden weighs heavy, like cart to the ox.<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">But oxen can carry much more than they know,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Inspiring workers with all that they hoe,<br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">So I&#8217;ll taste these baked rings of oniony dough,<br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">And send each, once bitten, to the outbox below.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, what a mess of work in my inbox, Cheeses, butters, herbed schmears and lox, And bagels, of course, piled high as Fort Knox, My burden weighs heavy, like cart to the ox. But oxen can carry much more than they know, Inspiring workers with all that they hoe, So I&#8217;ll taste these baked rings [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[133,241,16],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/601"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=601"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/601\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1481,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/601\/revisions\/1481"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=601"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=601"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=601"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}