{"id":613,"date":"2009-08-02T20:14:10","date_gmt":"2009-08-03T03:14:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=613"},"modified":"2010-05-09T10:03:21","modified_gmt":"2010-05-09T17:03:21","slug":"the-call","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=613","title":{"rendered":"The Call"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I called 911, fearing the chef was dead,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Cause he slipped on an onion and fell on his head,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I had no first aid kit or hospital bed,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Just kitchen utensils and dough for ringed bread.<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Luckily the voice told me just what to do,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Had me form a bagel big enough for two,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">It rose &#8217;round his neck so I think he&#8217;ll pull through,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">&#8216;Cause this brace keeps his head from moving fro and to.<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I called 911, fearing the chef was dead, Cause he slipped on an onion and fell on his head, I had no first aid kit or hospital bed, Just kitchen utensils and dough for ringed bread. Luckily the voice told me just what to do, Had me form a bagel big enough for two, It [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[26,153,91],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/613"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=613"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/613\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1569,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/613\/revisions\/1569"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=613"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=613"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=613"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}