{"id":62,"date":"2009-02-11T08:32:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-11T15:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=62"},"modified":"2009-09-30T08:24:45","modified_gmt":"2009-09-30T15:24:45","slug":"question-for-the-fda","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=62","title":{"rendered":"question for the fda"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">voodoo bagels<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">high upon the shelf<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">infinite power<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">in your endless loops<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">when sliced<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">others are cut<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">when toasted<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">another is burned<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">when eaten<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">someone else&#8217;s breath smells like onion<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">how can you\u00a0be legal<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">anyway?<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>voodoo bagels high upon the shelf infinite power in your endless loops when sliced others are cut when toasted another is burned when eaten someone else&#8217;s breath smells like onion how can you\u00a0be legal anyway?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[116,48,46],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=62"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":933,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62\/revisions\/933"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=62"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=62"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=62"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}