{"id":63,"date":"2009-02-12T23:33:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-13T06:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=63"},"modified":"2009-09-30T08:23:49","modified_gmt":"2009-09-30T15:23:49","slug":"rebirth-of-bagel-boy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=63","title":{"rendered":"Rebirth of Bagel Boy"},"content":{"rendered":"<address>Don&#8217;t call me Bagel Boy<span style=\"font-style: normal;\">, cried Bagel Boy to me<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">A request no self-respecting, self-conscious tween could heed<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">So we filled up his gym locker with sesame seeds<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">And we covered his textbooks with Neufchatel Cheese<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Then we prank called his house and said <\/span>Is your fridge running?<\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Since at that point we&#8217;d run out of bagel-themed ideas<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Unlike us, however, this kid was quite cunning<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">&#8216;Cause he came one schoolday dressed just like an onion<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">And we didn&#8217;t know what, but knew he was up to something<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">So we left him alone, too scared to make fun of him<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t call me Bagel Boy, cried Bagel Boy to me A request no self-respecting, self-conscious tween could heed So we filled up his gym locker with sesame seeds And we covered his textbooks with Neufchatel Cheese Then we prank called his house and said Is your fridge running? Since at that point we&#8217;d run out [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[114,19,112,115],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=63"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":418,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63\/revisions\/418"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=63"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=63"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=63"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}