{"id":633,"date":"2009-08-05T23:00:10","date_gmt":"2009-08-06T06:00:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=633"},"modified":"2010-05-09T09:59:15","modified_gmt":"2010-05-09T16:59:15","slug":"hallcrastination","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=633","title":{"rendered":"hallcrastination"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">i\u2019m super duper sleepified,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">and droopy lidded bleary-eyed,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">my brain feels like it\u2019s been deep fried<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">but i\u2019ve got work to finish.<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">so if it\u2019s cool with all of you \u2014<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">hitler, big bird, captain lou \u2014<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">i\u2019ll watch the onion bagel crew<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">do their dance tomorrow.<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i\u2019m super duper sleepified, and droopy lidded bleary-eyed, my brain feels like it\u2019s been deep fried but i\u2019ve got work to finish. so if it\u2019s cool with all of you \u2014 hitler, big bird, captain lou \u2014 i\u2019ll watch the onion bagel crew do their dance tomorrow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[126,139,16],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/633"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=633"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/633\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1565,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/633\/revisions\/1565"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=633"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=633"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=633"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}