{"id":66,"date":"2009-02-15T10:51:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-15T17:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=66"},"modified":"2009-09-30T08:20:03","modified_gmt":"2009-09-30T15:20:03","slug":"the-connoisseur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=66","title":{"rendered":"The Connoisseur"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">He holidays in bagel country<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">hits all the hottest spots<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">greets bakers on a first name basis<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">tastings are complimentary<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">He holds poppies to the light<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">muses about maturity<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">swirls sesames with expert deft<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">deciphers intricate bouquets<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">He chews blueberries reflectively<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">spits them out\u00a0like the others<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">but when they offer him onions<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">he swallows, then goes back for seconds<img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/300317138275289474-4218731473990300479?l=poemsaboutonionbagels.blogspot.com\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/><\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He holidays in bagel country hits all the hottest spots greets bakers on a first name basis tastings are complimentary He holds poppies to the light muses about maturity swirls sesames with expert deft deciphers intricate bouquets He chews blueberries reflectively spits them out\u00a0like the others but when they offer him onions he swallows, then [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[90,111,110],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=66"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":927,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66\/revisions\/927"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=66"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=66"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=66"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}