{"id":664,"date":"2009-08-15T23:07:03","date_gmt":"2009-08-16T06:07:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=664"},"modified":"2010-05-09T09:45:41","modified_gmt":"2010-05-09T16:45:41","slug":"old-racist-bagel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=664","title":{"rendered":"old racist bagel"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">damn those dark and dirty wheats<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">they&#8217;re rotten to the core,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">and damn those queer blueberry fruits<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">what&#8217;d they move here for?<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">damn likewise all the cinnamons<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">they&#8217;re lazy and they&#8217;re cheap,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">those spineless eggs could damn themselves<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">if they weren&#8217;t such yellow sheep,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">and damn those onions most of all<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">with their pungent ethnic smell,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">there&#8217;s no place left for plains these days<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">\u2014 this bakery&#8217;s gone to hell<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>damn those dark and dirty wheats they&#8217;re rotten to the core, and damn those queer blueberry fruits what&#8217;d they move here for? damn likewise all the cinnamons they&#8217;re lazy and they&#8217;re cheap, those spineless eggs could damn themselves if they weren&#8217;t such yellow sheep, and damn those onions most of all with their pungent ethnic [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[37,69,269],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/664"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=664"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/664\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1548,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/664\/revisions\/1548"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=664"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=664"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=664"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}