{"id":670,"date":"2009-10-14T22:06:11","date_gmt":"2009-10-15T05:06:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=670"},"modified":"2009-10-14T22:06:11","modified_gmt":"2009-10-15T05:06:11","slug":"that-onion-bagel-is-a-real-a-wipe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=670","title":{"rendered":"that onion bagel is a real a-wipe"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">it crashed my car, gave me this scar<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">and spread falsehoods about me,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">it killed my cat and smooshed my hat<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">and sold our script without me,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">it stole my wife and wrecked my life<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">and on my coattails coasted,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">but i don&#8217;t mind, it soon will find<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">revenge is a dish best served toasted<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>it crashed my car, gave me this scar and spread falsehoods about me, it killed my cat and smooshed my hat and sold our script without me, it stole my wife and wrecked my life and on my coattails coasted, but i don&#8217;t mind, it soon will find revenge is a dish best served toasted<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[93,115],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/670"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=670"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/670\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1073,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/670\/revisions\/1073"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=670"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=670"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=670"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}