{"id":678,"date":"2009-08-19T10:37:17","date_gmt":"2009-08-19T17:37:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=678"},"modified":"2010-05-09T09:39:01","modified_gmt":"2010-05-09T16:39:01","slug":"flavor-saver","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=678","title":{"rendered":"Flavor Saver"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">They say my beard&#8217;s a <\/span>flavor saver,<\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Which is fine with me,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">It catches fallen scraps of food,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">For the world to see;<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">But I don&#8217;t care if people laugh,<\/span><\/address>\n<address>Hardy har hee hee<span style=\"font-style: normal;\">,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">&#8216;Cause I still taste my onion bagel,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Well past half past three.<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They say my beard&#8217;s a flavor saver, Which is fine with me, It catches fallen scraps of food, For the world to see; But I don&#8217;t care if people laugh, Hardy har hee hee, &#8216;Cause I still taste my onion bagel, Well past half past three.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[150,267,124],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/678"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=678"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/678\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1541,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/678\/revisions\/1541"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=678"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=678"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=678"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}