{"id":698,"date":"2009-08-23T23:38:01","date_gmt":"2009-08-24T06:38:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=698"},"modified":"2010-05-08T08:24:49","modified_gmt":"2010-05-08T15:24:49","slug":"dante-knows-what-im-talking-about","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=698","title":{"rendered":"Dante knows what I&#8217;m talking about"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I&#8217;m cooking with Satan\u00a0in the bowels of Hell<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">A kitchen so heated even souls perspire<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Watching the dough rise with the angel who fell<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">But each time I reach for those treats I desire<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Oniony bagels that tempt me eternal<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">His devilish toaster pops out rings of fire<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><\/address>\n<address>Damn this unworking appliance infernal!<\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">(Yet it&#8217;s meaningless to at Lucifer yell)<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I&#8217;ll just write this grievance down in my journal<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Then go to bed hungry once more in my cell<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m cooking with Satan\u00a0in the bowels of Hell A kitchen so heated even souls perspire Watching the dough rise with the angel who fell But each time I reach for those treats I desire Oniony bagels that tempt me eternal His devilish toaster pops out rings of fire Damn this unworking appliance infernal! (Yet it&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10],"tags":[54,65,266,121],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/698"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=698"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/698\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1536,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/698\/revisions\/1536"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=698"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=698"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=698"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}