{"id":708,"date":"2009-08-26T19:20:07","date_gmt":"2009-08-27T02:20:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=708"},"modified":"2010-05-08T08:21:36","modified_gmt":"2010-05-08T15:21:36","slug":"being-eaten-by-a-bear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=708","title":{"rendered":"being eaten by a bear"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">not unexpected:<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">razored paws slice easily<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"> through blood-lush flesh,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">first bites taken from torso,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">slobber is omnipresent<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><\/address>\n<address><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">a complete surprise:<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">final thoughts focus<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">on the onion bagel,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">half-eaten,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">sitting on my dash<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>not unexpected: razored paws slice easily through blood-lush flesh, first bites taken from torso, slobber is omnipresent a complete surprise: final thoughts focus on the onion bagel, half-eaten, sitting on my dash<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[102,116,40],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/708"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=708"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/708\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1533,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/708\/revisions\/1533"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=708"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=708"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=708"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}