{"id":717,"date":"2009-08-28T09:57:52","date_gmt":"2009-08-28T16:57:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=717"},"modified":"2010-05-08T08:19:02","modified_gmt":"2010-05-08T15:19:02","slug":"crankypants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=717","title":{"rendered":"crankypants"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">this juice is too pulpy<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">these eggs are too dry<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">those flakes are too corny<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">that toast is too rye<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">this bacon&#8217;s too greasy<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">that hash is too browned<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">this bagel&#8217;s too spicy,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">and also too round<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>this juice is too pulpy these eggs are too dry those flakes are too corny that toast is too rye this bacon&#8217;s too greasy that hash is too browned this bagel&#8217;s too spicy, and also too round<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[60,231,264],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/717"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=717"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/717\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1529,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/717\/revisions\/1529"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=717"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=717"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=717"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}