{"id":719,"date":"2009-08-29T21:31:45","date_gmt":"2009-08-30T04:31:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=719"},"modified":"2010-05-08T08:16:49","modified_gmt":"2010-05-08T15:16:49","slug":"who-are-the-ad-wizards-who-came-up-with-this-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=719","title":{"rendered":"who are the ad wizards who came up with this one?"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">i bought a bag of bagels<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">said &#8220;onion&#8221; on the front<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">but when i opened them <\/span><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">i had<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">something else to confront<\/span><\/address>\n<address><\/address>\n<address><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">for on each ring of onion<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">were popping up like weeds<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">unadvertised ingredients<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">you&#8217;d know as poppy seeds<\/span><\/address>\n<address><\/address>\n<address><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">at first i thought &#8220;what gives here?&#8221;<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">and then said &#8220;what the hell?&#8221;<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">but soon i realized that this <\/span><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">ploy<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">was really just as well<\/span><\/address>\n<address><\/address>\n<address><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">for if i tried to sell you<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">a meal of borscht and poop<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">i think i&#8217;d also choose <\/span><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">to focus<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">solely on the soup<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i bought a bag of bagels said &#8220;onion&#8221; on the front but when i opened them i had something else to confront for on each ring of onion were popping up like weeds unadvertised ingredients you&#8217;d know as poppy seeds at first i thought &#8220;what gives here?&#8221; and then said &#8220;what the hell?&#8221; but soon [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[263,94,13,175],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/719"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=719"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/719\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1527,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/719\/revisions\/1527"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=719"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=719"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=719"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}